THE QUIRKS TO BEING A STARVING ARTIST:
1. You may stare ALL YOU LIKE, WHEREVER YOU LIKE, at people, things, and distances in space even if they fidget nervously, in the name of Art.
2. You may take NEKKID pictures of people and friends, store them on your laptop, and never tell them you still have them even if you've completed the initial project, just in case you need them for ART.
3. You have a VERY good excuse to watch porn, in the name of Art.
4. If you are an ASS, once you tell them you're an artist you will immediately garner some SENSITIVITY points where there was previously only a void of disdain.
5. You may wear your painting ov